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theweedteacher:

Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these

double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?

This is fucking amazing to me…

See, she didn’t lock up her dildos so they naturally thought they were swords, thus then playing with them.
Now, if she had forgotten to lock up her guns and the kids started playing with them…
See where I’m getting at?

 (via archmasterjazzy)

my daughter found my “toy box” once… so yes… this scenerio does happen, they play with everything and anything.

Lock up your guns, but also PLEASE TEACH YOUR CHILDREN WHY YOU DON’T PLAY WITH THEM.

SERIOUSLY.

Education is best. Yes, lock them up. But also teach them boundaries and they won’t be looking through shit in the first plae.

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ladypadawan:

We went and looked at this rad house today.
I wish I took more pictures. The house seemed creepy, which my mom and I love. The floors creaked, the crawl space/attic was in one of the bedroom closets, the walls, flooring, light fixtures all made the house super unique. The door in the last picture is the pantry and it’s creepy inside.
The office or whatever room, had railing in it that opened to the front entry down stairs, if that makes sense and it had shutters so you could close it off. Our realtor said Alex could practice his Romeo and Juliet.
The door in the first picture the people used as a headboard.

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